Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
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Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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