How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
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Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
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I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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