we're blogging at a bar
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
Randomize