If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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