two words: eviction party
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
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It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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