your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
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If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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