my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
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