so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
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Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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