Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
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please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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