idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
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I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
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