Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
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