I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
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Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
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I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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