I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
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if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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