idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
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I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
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