You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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