i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
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You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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