I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
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For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
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