So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
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You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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