So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
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Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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