One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
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The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
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I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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