Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
i should start naming my morning wood
great idea but wrong number
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
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i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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