Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
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he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
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I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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