honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
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She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
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I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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