Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
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We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
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I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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