I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
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These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
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I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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