just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
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Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
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