it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
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She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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