god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
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She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
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I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
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