did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
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It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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