If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
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WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
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we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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