have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
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I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
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Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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