She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
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I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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