So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
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someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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