Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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