You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
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I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
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But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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