A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
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his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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