Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
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had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
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i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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