Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
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Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
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Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
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