I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
It's never too late to be topless.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
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you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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