I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
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IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
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Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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