i just google imaged poop.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
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We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
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