we're getting ready to take strippers to breakfast. I love my life.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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