We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
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I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
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He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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