It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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