and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
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Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just woke up, dressed as Chris Brown, with a bunless hot dog (presumably from 7/11) in my pocket, wearing a pair of shoes I don't recognize as my own. Help.
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