i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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