i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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