He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
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Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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