i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
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How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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