'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
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I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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